Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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