he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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