Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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