i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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