this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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