Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
tell me about the fingering
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