what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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