Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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