What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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