did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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