She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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