pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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