no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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