Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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