I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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