I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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