My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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