oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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