I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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