Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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