spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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