The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
