belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
