There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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