You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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