They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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