i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
