Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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