The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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