Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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