Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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