haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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