i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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