My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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