Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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