Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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