Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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