Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I came so hard my ears popped.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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