Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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