i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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