...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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