Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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