she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
