I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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