Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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