google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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