check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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