im about as happy as oj after his trial
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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