it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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