we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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